dammit-barton:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

(via iexcuseyourface)

@22 hours ago with 690732 notes

Harry Potter | Marauders’ Era
Bellatrix & Tom Riddle 

Politics, her mother had said. Blacks don’t get mixed up in politics. She agreed. But this was so much more.

(Source: queencersei, via ladymegg)

@23 hours ago with 35468 notes
calne:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

MY 10 YEARS OLD LITTLE BROTHER THOUGHT IT WAS A HOROSCOPE!??

calne:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

MY 10 YEARS OLD LITTLE BROTHER THOUGHT IT WAS A HOROSCOPE!??

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via rainbow-dirt)

@2 days ago with 563795 notes
@2 days ago with 267252 notes

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

image

my anaconda don’t…

image

My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

image

(Source: batfag, via peruvianpuffpepper2)

@2 days ago with 149858 notes

My student neighbour just mistook my boyfriend for a take-away driver 

You’d think they’d know the driver by now, they have the same take-away every night. 

@22 hours ago
snorlaxatives:

I FEEL SO OLD

snorlaxatives:

I FEEL SO OLD

(via iexcuseyourface)

@23 hours ago with 1543 notes

piecroftandlestroodle:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr Photoset

cats actually scared me but I had to reblog this just for the cat hanstand

(via betweendreamsandreal)

@2 days ago with 61655 notes

team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

(via xhandofblood)

@2 days ago with 333134 notes

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

(via mollym0ran)

@3 days ago with 20082 notes