ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

(via shirlock-holmes)

@25 minutes ago with 200714 notes
unf-hans:

thefrozenfractals:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

unf-hans:

thefrozenfractals:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

(via shirlock-holmes)

@29 minutes ago with 342198 notes
@18 hours ago with 19878 notes

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via onemoretimeiswear)

@19 hours ago with 145511 notes

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy, via thatweasleygirl)

@20 hours ago with 199702 notes

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

image

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

(Source: thelastdandelion, via wheres-margo)

@27 minutes ago with 485263 note and 2697053 play

sammyonfire asked: Hey baby, if you come home with me you'll be (MgFe)7Si8O22(OH)2

shirlock-holmes:

zanetehaiden:

The hell is that supposed t-

oh

oh gosh

REBLOGGINGFROM MYSELF BECAUSE IF YOU WERE GINGER YOU’D BE HANS

@32 minutes ago with 1921 notes
#i am literally reblogging for that Hans comment #and only that 

lilprincesssss:

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life

(via shirlock-holmes)

@19 hours ago with 803024 notes
the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

(Source: cryforce, via thatsbloodybrilliantharry)

@19 hours ago with 309730 notes

mythicalgummies:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

image

image

image

OH MY GOD

We’ve hit the 4th wall

(Source: hashtagugly, via thatsbloodybrilliantharry)

@20 hours ago with 312014 notes